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Otherwise known as "OH MY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE FUCK - HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?!?!?! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD *ad infinitum*"

If for no other reason than the song being NIRVANA INCARNATE.

Yes.

Things I've Been Doing Instead of Blogging

Being utterly obsessed with Little Boots.

Watching a metric fuckton of movies.
I wish a lot of them were better, but eh, what ya gonna do.

Being intrinsically melancholy.
That is what came up first when I Google Image searched. It works.

Still being mind-numbingly obsessed with Little Boots.

Camwhoring.

Getting the new Seventh Seal Criterion Blu-Ray
AND (semi-related bonus point)
worrying people on the internet are going to die/are already dead.


Have I mentioned Little Boots yet?

...okay then.

So, what have YOU been doing while I haven't been blogging?

It's good to be back. Kinda. Hopefully?

Breathing the Fallout In (Out, In, Out, In...)

That is both a Kate Bush double entendre, and me relating this place to a depressing, lost realm of a post-apocalyptic wasteland, devoid of all life and order. Oh, quit looking at me like that, you know it's the truth.

So, yeah, I'm sorry I've been so catatonic, everyone. Me even saying that is really sorta Glenn's fault, so yay him I guess?

I've just had, like, a lot of shit to deal with in mah brain. And not even like previous shit - it's actual shit that could define the course of my future, for all I know. Of course this happens right as I'm doing the Chloes, but I pretty much expected that, being an already professional cynic (and at my age, too!). My life is so sad.

Anyway. Speaking of the Chloes, I haven't been TOTALLY ignoring them. I've done nowhere near as much as I should be, granted, but I'm actually trying? Here's what I've done since the last update:

Best Animated Feature Film
Best Actor in a Leading Role
Best Costume Design
Best Original Song
Best Sound
Best Voice-Over Acting
Six! Six categories! EXCITING. Best Actor goes first of the acting categories because it's sure to be anticlimactic. Or will it be...? I mean, I finally re-watched The Wrestler and...

Just assume how I'd finish that sentence. [/MYSTERIOUS]

Yeahhhh. Chances are it'll be at least two weeks before they're all said and done - and I haven't even STARTED my top ten post(s?) - butI hope you're still here with me. Though you have no reason to be. It's a bit masochistic, no? You're just weird. Then again, weirdos rock. :)

Now enjoy this amazingness.


Kate Bush > you all.™

Why Glee is the Greatest Thing to Happen for Humanity in At Least 7,000 Years

Also, Lea Michele needs to win an Emmy next year.

Short Thoughts on State of Play

The McAvoy-ified version, anyway.

Produced by the BBC in 2003, in six episodes, and by all indications probably one of the most acclaimed television achievements of the decade. I finally watched it over the last few days after having it from Netflix for a month and a half 'cuz of the remake, which I probably won't see till DVD anyway.

It was really, really good. Not, like, AMAZING or something, but taut and intelligent and damn entertaining. I had some issues with the first couple episodes - which were really wonky - but overall it really is deserving of a lot of it's praise, I think. The writing and especially the plotting is usually intrinsically clever and rather brilliant. It's really jam-packed but it never loses where's it at. Well, mostly.

The obvious other strong point is the ensemble action going on. John Simm looks like Simon Pegg, David Morrissey was hammy but a good kind of ham, Kelly Macdonald is so TINY, I kind of wish Polly Walker would do more things, Marc Warren was AWESOME, Bill Nighy was... Bill Nighy, but he's so awesome at being Bill Nighy who cares? etc. And James McAvoy. Sigh.

I really don't WANT to focus on him, but, omg...

I know in context that means nothing, but... but... butt? Yes, butt. That's what it all rounds out to anyway in my mind. GAH. I'm such a teenager.

ANYWAY. As the series went on I really started to love it, but the odd sort of gearing-up malaise in the beginning limits that retrospectively, so I'm left with this:

VD Grade: ★★★½ (out of five)

And this review makes little sense, I know. I just wanted to say this stuff.

(Yeah, yeah, I'm working on Chloe shit.)

Stalling (aka the Car's Not Working and I Don't Have Enough Tools to Fix It Right Now)

<-- Why use this pic? 'Cuz we're both brooding. And I like looking at him.

Some of you are probably wondering why the Chloes have seemed to come to a complete standstill already. Well, it's pretty much that I suck I still haven't seen something that, for all I know, could obliterate everything in a lot of categories, and I don't really know if I should do them and then possibly have to edit them later - which isn't very professional, damn it. BUT if everything goes as planned (and my paranoia about "mentioning stuff = they don't happen" doesn't get in the way because I obscured the film) I will be seeing it today, thus giving me no further excuse from doing them.

I PROMISE you all that we're going to see the end. (That sounds Revelations-y.) I AM NOT letting this get too far out of my hands so I don't end up finishing them like last year. I am stubborn. (EXCLAMATION).

In the mean time, I was able to do Art Direction and I, um, did it. I'll update the post if I do anything else between now and the final solution the next big wave of 'em. Don't forget to tell me what you think. :)

We now return you to our regularly scheduled week-long absence.

Aaaaaaaand, We're Off!

Hey! Guess what!

THE CHLOES HAVE OFFICIALLY BEGUN.
Whee.

So, yeah. So far I've got Documentary Feature Film, Make-Up and Juvenile Acting up. Yeah, they're all disinteresting and easy categories, but hey, it's a start. Literally, it better be. If these go down even a quarter as well as I want them to, I'd categorize them as a success. The next two-three weeks will be weird as hell. But lets all hope for the best, okay?

I also want to re-post this antique graphic I made last year when I was still at JMC because it's amazing.

Amazing.

ETA: Okay, tomorrow.

Happy Mother's Day!

Seriously, take this day to show that your mom that you love her.

I mean, she's probably not perfect.

Maybe she's too overworked.

Or she's strangely lovingly bitter that you were born.

Or is willing to basically sell you.

(Or French.)

Sometimes she may inadvertently give you up because she's too stubborn.

Or wish to drive you into an alcohol-drenched early grave.

Or just generally forgets you exist because of her selfish, insane desire to be "happy" in a world that doesn't "get" her.

Or she just doesn't care anymore.

Maybe she's not even biologically related to you!

Or you really, really wish she wasn't.

But she'll always be there for you, no matter what.

Even if it's too late to do anything.

Or if it's just for your own survival.

And still after you're gone.

Possibly because she, um, killed you.

But that in itself was being there for you!

She still loves you. I think.

And sometimes one of your favorite cinematic mothers is played by an actress who looks weirdly like your actual mom.

Yay.

Happy Mother's Day!

A Hot Guy, Nickelodeon Tweens and the Sugababes?

AKA welcome to Valley Dreamin'.

I know I haven't posted in a week (busy), but forgive me. You may not want to after you've find out I'm breaking this mini-hiatus with a post about iCarly, which you... just did. Whatever. I have my reasons.

Reason #1: HOT GUY OMG.

Tonight's new episode - which I'm watching right now and that's an hour long for some reason - revolves around Carly (Miranda Cosgrove) falling for this bad boy in typical wacky, quirky as fuck iCarly-type fashion. Obviously the bad boy was gonna be cute because it's a tween show and that's how they work, but GAH. HE WAS GORGEOUS. Apparently he was played by someone named Drew Roy who's pretty much done... this. But that's not important. LOOK AT HIM.

Just... *melts, evaporates, reforms, repeats*

It may be the bad boy-ness, it may be the way his clothes fit on him, it may be HIS WONDERFUL NEW YORK-ISH ACCENT [/swoon], but he's so fucking hot. Gah. I'm kind of drooling all over everything. I really can't explain it, and I know none of you watch the show so there's no point in even bringing this up. But it's good sometimes to remind yourself how much of a teenage girl you really are. It's nice.

Anyway. *collects self* Secondly...

I probably actually knew this before, but I don't remember ever knowing it so I'm not benefiting the doubt. I discovered tonight that a song Cosgrove recorded for the iCarly soundtrack and that was actually a single last year... was a Sugababes cover.

Of all people covering... well, of all people...



It's possibly the most random thing I've come across in a few weeks.

This post makes no sense. ♥

PONYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

(it gets bigger. MUCH bigger, omg.)
Well, I was OBVIOUSLY gonna post it. And, as you can imagine, I had an orgasm when I saw it. Not because it's particularly outstanding or anything, but 'cuz it's PONYO. PONYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

That is all.

Future Chloe Shock

I realize it's almost May. But you knew this is about when I would start announcing Chloe shit, so shut up and take it.

But yes. It's almost time for me to finally get them over with. All I've got left to do is close off the most important blind spots I have and revisit some stuff. I doubt the prototypes I have for the nominees right now will be much different when I unveil them, but I like being thorough and sure.

Like, tonight I finally re-watched Rachel Getting Married (orig review), and loved it a bit more than before. Will it make my top ten? ... Am I really gonna tell you that? Jeez. I mean, I know I've blabbed a lot of what it and the awards will look like to a few people, but I ain't doin' that anymore! And am purposely wrench-throwing it up. So HAH.

Did I just mock no one and everyone at once? Ooh, I impressed myself.

In any case... I've decided to start them on Tuesday, May 12 (which should hopefully give me enough time get the viewings done and make sure I'm not making more mistakes than I need to) with a gradual top ten posting and the off-site stuff some may remember from my attempts last year.

<--- this may mean nothing. or everything. HMMMMMMM.

I honestly am trying to come out of left field, though not at the expense of my actual opinion, obviously. It's not gonna look like an AMPAS ballot, just trust that. It's also gonna be juvenile and emotionally-based (which you all should know from reading me for... however long you have, if you have).

I guess the entirety of what I'm saying is that I'm weird. And that I needed to post something more general and naturally comment-prone to counterbalance the niche-y stuff lately. Pfft, that sounds so studio!

So. May 12. REMEMBER THAT. In case I forget.

Listen, Julia...

You know I love you, and always will, and I can guess why you chose to do it (IRONY!), but... gah. Not to say you weren't convincing and/or great in I Served the King of England as a spunky little Nazi - which is perhaps the weirdest part - but imagine it as I was... SOPHIE SCHOLL IS IMAGINING HITLER TO GET IN THE MOOD SO SHE CAN BECOME PREGNANT WITH A "FOUNDER OF THE NEW EUROPE."

*worried face*
That is also seriously messed up, thanks. Ugh.

You crazy German broad. Sigh. I love ya.

Delusions of Amazingness

Damn it, Glenn. Of all the things on the internet, you get me addicted to fake DVD cover art? I'm kind of impressed.

Okay, so pretty much, over at The Auteurs - spin-off association thing of The Criterion Collection that has a forum - there's a thread where members put their photoshopping skills to work and create faux Criterion cover art for films ranging from the most obscure to the most... already widely-available. It's a mass delusion, pretty much. But an AMAZING delusion. I wish there were so I could waste more time staring at them.

Here are some of my faves of what has been made so far. [Which is what Glenn did. But whatever, originality is overrated.] They're purely based on how well designed or Criterion-y I think they are, because I've seen... three of these (if we're including Persona up there). Hm. MAYBE IF THEY WERE ON CRITERION they would be easier to see. *whistles nonchalantly*

Of course, all artwork were created by the people who created them, but I'm not sure they own them because they were already working with copyrighted images they have no legal control over, and since these are obviously not real and they therefore had no right to use those images, I shall not credit the specific clever photoshoppers, but I'll still echo them here, which is probably some sort of double infringement we mortals don't comprehend. It's all a circle of fraud!

...what?

I don't know, I'm tired. So, look. Now. And bask in the drool-worthiness.


ESPECIALLY THE JESSE JAMES ONE OMG. That is, like, perfect. Sigh.

And speaking of Casey Affleck (sorta, I guess)...

Oh. Em. Gee.
ME WANT.
ME WANT SO FUCKING HARD.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.
God, I'm pissed these don't actually exist.