Friday, October 31, 2008

Zacgasms

We here at Valley Dreamin' are a bunch of horny teenagers with weak inhibitions. So when something, um... unbelievably smokin' comes across one of our desks, we just cannot avoid posting it, even if everybody's seen it already. We try to mark our individuality on what we do. And this... this is one of those times. Ppl: more Zac Efron. Sigh...

WHY IS THIS BOY SO FUCKING HOT?!?!

Just so you know, I never intended this place to go softcore, but I turn into an airheaded teenage girl when it comes to L'Efron. Well, even more of one. I know I should probably post other more... relevant, important and/or film-related stuff right now, instead of this drooling over what is essentially a girl with AMAZING abs. But...

I really don't want to live in a world where I can't post that, alright?

11 comments:

mB said...

:: drool ::

Jose said...

Amen.

Dame James Henry said...

It's so not fair. One man can not be this perfect!

J.D. said...

Right?!

Missy said...

I know I'm suppose to be attracted to him but he does nothing for me.

nick plowman said...

*swoon* I heart Zac Efron!

Seriously. I just want to 'touch' him.

Fox said...

This is rhetorical since I know you would answer me back with uppercase and bold, but he has a bit of a oddly-shaped chest, does he not?

p.s. give us some Hudgens!

J.D. said...

Oddly shaped or not, I want to lick it all over, damn it. That's prob TMI, but I believe in honesty.

And we here in the Valley are under a strict "No Vanessa" policy. She causes spontaneous seizures in our young, and we can't afford that, I'm afraid.

Caitlin said...

::hides eyes::

There is something about Efron that terrifies and bothers me. I KNOW, you hate me now, but it's how I feel and right now I feel scared. :(

J.D. said...

It's fine, Caitlin. He's not for everyone, especially grandmothers. :P

Caitlin said...

He's not for everyone, especially grandmothers.

God created Liam Neeson for grandmothers then I guess, so I think we're even. :D