Thursday, January 29, 2009

My Life Would Suck Without You

Well, it's true. Probably.

I am so sorry I haven't been into blogging lately (as per every three weeks or so). I'm just, like, not here. Usually when I'm not blogging I'm watching a higher amount of movies, and I am. I mean, I just finished City of God! I feel like I need a cigarette or something. Semi-(but not that)-related question: how many of y'all have seen The China Syndrome? 'Cuz if you haven't, please do. It's ridiculously amazing. Jane Fonda and Jack Lemmon are so amazing. Omg surprising right? See it.

What was I talking about? Eh, I can't be bothered right now. OH. Something I wanna mention -- I'm putting together a list of films from the Aughts that I need to see before the year ends (aka the end of the decade). It's sorta scaring me how much stuff I haven't even seen. Got any suggestions? Give 'em here. I'll gladly listen, and I'm sure I probably won't remember a lot of stuff.

Um. What else? Hmmmmmmm. I punched my hand through a window last week! Yeah, I WISH I was drunk, but I was just stupid. The wound in my wrist is finally scabbing over. Why do I love picking scabs so much? Ugh.

I am totally reaching for conversation right now. LMAO.

OMG, right. Almost forgot. Guess what? Sean Penn > Mickey Rourke. I TOLD you that would happen. To be honest, I loved the movie MORE than I thought I would (I don't even know what I thought it would be much). Aronofsky is like, such a fantastic fucking director. I was impressed with his work SO much. That reminds me - I STILL need to see Requiem for a Dream. I've had it from Netflix for a month now and I've been putting it off forever. I've decided that when I DO finally get the balls to watch it, I'm watching Mary Poppins, which I've ALSO been putting off forever, immediately afterward. Kayleigh's idea. Don't sound like a bad one. Does it? Thought not. *shudders*

I think I'm done rambling? Yup, done. How is everyone?

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Quick SAG Predix

Alternates in small. ETA winners.

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role
Mickey Rourke | The Wrestler
Sean Penn | Milk

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role
Meryl Streep | Doubt
Anne Hathaway | Rachel Getting Married

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
Heath Ledger | The Dark Knight
lmao no.

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role
Kate Winslet | The Reader
Penélope Cruz | Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture
Milk
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Winner: Slumdog Millionaire

Outstanding Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Motion Picture
The Dark Knight
Wanted

FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK-FUCK-FUCK.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Oh Right, Australia Had an Original Score

Seriously, am I the only person who remembers that? It wasn't just "Over the Rainbow". And for whatever stupid reason, Fox and Bazmark (Baz Luhrmann's production company) won't release a soundtrack for it to remind people there is. It's fucking jank. I mean, when was the last time a huge-budget major studio picture went without one, if ever? It's ridiculous, and I don't understand it all. I can't find any statement from Fox or something to explain why they haven't either.

But thankfully, David Hirschfelder, the film's Oscar-nominated composer, posted some of his compositions on his official site a couple weeks ago for people to actually listen to. And during my subsequent research, a five-track EP currently on iTunes was brought to my attention (thx Glenn), but only of songs - including the lovely "By the Boab Tree" - and not Hirschfelder's score. UGH. This is frustrating.

Well, I just wanted to bring this to your attention. Good day. *walks away*

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Majorly Belated Oscar Nom Thoughts

Sorry that these are so late tonight! I kept putting this off. I'll keep these short. The morning was fucked up -- The Dark Knight being boned so thusly? Bolt instead of Waltz with Bashir? A film by motherfucking Jan Troell not nominated in Foreign Language? MICHAEL SHANNON? Wanted?! NO SALLY HAWKINS?! -- but the most notable WTH instance is obviously The Reader, nominated for five: Picture, Director, Actress, Adapted Screenplay and Cinematography. Now, I loved the movie. An incredible amount. It's probably my #2 at this point. But I didn't see this coming. Dave did! He won't shut up about it. I did predict Daldry, though that was more a blind hope than an actual prediction. Yay, though?! He's 3 for 3 with his films. Dreams really DO come true.

Obviously I could talk about Kate right now. But who hasn't?
More importantly...

Damn it, I am SO happy Milk made it in (and big). I know it's gonna be luck to even win two (Actor and O. Screenplay) but ugh, I'll take what I get. The Score nomination for Danny Elfman was AMAZING (here's why) and the Costume mention was surprising but absolutely deserved. They nominated a semi-recent period film without corsets! Wowzers.

For the sake of discussing it, since it seems like I'm never gonna get to my review of it, I really liked Josh Brolin, but he didn't deserve a nomination over Franco. And neither deserved a nom more than Emile Hirsch, which was never really gonna happen, LOL. The entire ensemble works though. I really hope the Actors have realized Slumdog isn't actually a freaking ensemble, and no one in it is even as good as the lowest standout in Milk in time for this Sunday. It deserves it so much.

Also: Sean *needs* to win. I still haven't seen The Wrestler, but I doubt Rourke will top what Penn accomplished for me. The performance, much like the entire film and everything it stands for, just means so much to my state of being. Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooove.

So, what were your thoughts? I need to be slapped back down to earth. :)

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Predix. For Thursday. Obvs.

Simply put. Here they are:

VALLEY DREAMIN's COMPLETE 81st OSCAR PREDICTIONS
now edited with correct predix in blue
(74/99 - 75%)

Please validate me, LOL.

Best Picture
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Frost/Nixon
Milk
Slumdog Millionaire

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Alternate: WALL•E

Best Director
Danny Boyle | Slumdog Millionaire
Stephen Daldry | The Reader
David Fincher | The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Christopher Nolan | The Dark Knight
Gus Van Sant | Milk
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Alternate: Ron Howard | Frost/Nixon

Best Actor in a Leading Role
Clint Eastwood | Gran Torino
Richard Jenkins | The Visitor
Frank Langella | Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn | Milk
Mickey Rourke | The Wrestler

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Alternate: Brad Pitt | The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Best Actress in a Leading Role
Anne Hathaway | Rachel Getting Married
Sally Hawkins | Happy-Go-Lucky
Angelina Jolie | Changeling
Meryl Streep | Doubt

Kate Winslet | Revolutionary Road
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Alternate: Melissa Leo | Frozen River

Best Actor in a Supporting Role
Josh Brolin | Milk
Robert Downey Jr. | Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman | Doubt
Heath Ledger | The Dark Knight

Dev Patel | Slumdog Millionaire
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Alternate: James Franco | Milk

Best Actress in a Supporting Role
Amy Adams | Doubt
Penélope Cruz | Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis | Doubt
Marisa Tomei | The Wrestler

Kate Winslet | The Reader (in lead)
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Alternate: Taraji P. Henson | The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Best Original Screenplay
Happy-Go-Lucky | Mike Leigh
Milk | Dustin Lance Black

Rachel Getting Married | Jenny Lumet
Vicky Cristina Barcelona | Woody Allen
The Wrestler | Robert Siegel
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Alternate: WALL•E | Andrew Stanton + Pete Docter + Jim Reardon

Best Adapted Screenplay
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button | Eric Roth + Robin Swicord
Doubt | John Patrick Shanley
Frost/Nixon | Peter Morgan
The Reader | David Hare
Slumdog Millionaire | Simon Beaufoy

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Alternate: The Dark Knight | Jonathan Nolan + Christopher Nolan + David. S. Goyer

Best Animated Feature Film
Kung Fu Panda | Mark Osborne + John Stevenson
WALL•E | Andrew Stanton

Waltz with Bashir | Ari Folman
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Alternate: Bolt | Byron Howard + Chris Williams

Best Documentary Feature Film
Encounters at the End of the World | Werner Herzog
I.O.U.S.A. | Patrick Creadon
Man on Wire | James Marsh
Standard Operating Procedure | Errol Morris
Trouble the Water | Carl Deal + Tia Lessin
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Alternate: Pray the Devil Back to Hell | Gini Reticker

Best Foreign Language Film
The Baader Meinhof Complex | Germany
The Class | France
Departures | Japan

Everlasting Moments | Sweden
Waltz with Bashir | Israel
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Alternate: The Necessities of Life | Canada

Best Art Direction
Australia | Catherine Martin/Beverley Dunn
Changeling | James J. Murakami/Gary Fettis
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button | Donald Graham Burt/Victor J. Zolfo
The Dark Knight | Nathan Crowley/Peter Lando
Revolutionary Road | Kristi Zea/Debra Schutt

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Alternate: The Duchess | Michael Carlin/Rebecca Alleway

Best Cinematography
Australia | Mandy Walker
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button | Claudio Miranda
The Dark Knight | Wally Pfister

Revolutionary Road | Roger Deakins
Slumdog Millionaire | Anthony Dod Mantle
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Alternate: The Reader | Chris Menges + Roger Deakins

Best Costume Design
Australia | Catherine Martin
Changeling | Deborah Hopper
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button | Jacqueline West
The Duchess | Michael O'Connor
Revolutionary Road | Albert Wolsky

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Alternate: The Other Boleyn Girl | Sandy Powell

Best Editing
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button | Kirk Baxter + Angus Wall
The Dark Knight | Lee Smith
Frost/Nixon | Dan Hanley + Mike Hill
Milk | Eliot Smith
Slumdog Millionaire | Chris Dickens

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Alternate: The Reader | Claire Simpson

Best Original Score
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button | Alexandre Desplat
The Dark Knight | Hans Zimmer + James Newton Howard
The Reader | Nico Muhly
Slumdog Millionaire | A.R. Rahman
WALL•E | Thomas Newman

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Alternate: Milk | Danny Elfman

Best Original Song
"Down to Earth" | WALL•E
"Gran Torino" | Gran Torino
"I Thought I Lost You" | Bolt
"Jai Ho" | Slumdog Millionaire
"The Wrestler" | The Wrestler
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Alternate: "The Call" | The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

Best Make-Up
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight

Tropic Thunder
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Alternate: Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Best Sound Mixing
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight

Iron Man
Slumdog Millionaire
WALL•E

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Alternate: Quantum of Solace

Best Sound Editing
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Iron Man

Quantum of Solace
WALL•E
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Alternate: Defiance

Best Visual Effects
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Iron Man

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Alternate: Hellboy II: The Golden Army

I have no clue, people. It's like Slumdog Slumdog TDK Benjamin Button Slumdog No Milk Slumdog. Ugh. This is gonna be sad.

And yours?

I Have Something to Say

Ever since I stopped doing the MMMs, I've neglected ever mentioning the results for the weekly poll we do, haven't? Well, what's the point of doing it then? Curiosity on my part. Last week I only saw six films and all 28 votes were split between just two choices - Happy Together and The Reader. Admittedly it wasn't a great movie week for me. But this week was fantastic, IMO. I mean, I saw Raging fucking Bull. I expected that to win the poll. Of course it's early so for all I know it will. But guess what has a considerable percent of the votes at the point that will probably gain invisible support? Slumdog Millionaire.

I still haven't written my review for it or practically any other Oscar movie I've seen in the last month, but I'll tell you now - I liked it. Okay? I liked it. I hate what it is though. How can a film really be this overhyped and overloved? Add to that the fact that 3 people so far have said that it's a better film than RAGING MOTHERFUCKING BULL. This is just like that week Sunrise went up against The Dark Knight. Not to insult anyone, but does anyone who reads my blog have a fucking cultural attention span?

AND HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE EVEN SEEN HEAVEN?! Ugh.

Also, this reminds me: why is it that I always get the bare minimum amount of comments for reviews that I actually WORK to get out of my brain onto the page, and yet I can get like 20 for being a random smartass? WTF people!? I TOIL and I get nothing. I WHINE and I get love. And ironically, this post will probably be ignored.

Ugh, w/e. Oscar predix coming up.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Don't Try and Be Polite

Last year, I saw Jeffrey Blitz's Rocket Science - a lovable, quirky indie dramedy straight from Sundance about a kid with a bad stutter who wants to win a debate tournament - and was completely blown away by it. It was my own fault for not really expecting anything from it. It was beautifully tender, funny, heartsick and moving, and I would actually nominate Reece Thompson who played the lead. I was so in love with it that I pretty much wouldn't shut up about it to everyone I came across. Why am I bringing this up?

Because I watched Martin Hynes's The Go-Getter last night, and it's pretty much this year's Rocket Science for me. Hell, maybe even stronger than that. I know right?

Basically, the plot is Mercer (Lou Taylor Pucci) decides to steal a car so he can travel almost cross-country to tell his half-brother their mom has died. The Volvo he jacked belongs to Kate (Zooey Deschanel), who calls him on her cell which was still in the car, and tells him she's not reporting it to the cops if he calls her with daily updates of his "trip" (quotation hers). It sounds a little shaky, doesn't it? It may be, I don't know. As soon as the dreamlike first shots of Mercer riding his bike played, I knew I'd be smitten with it (because it started in Oregon and the entire scene was like totally Van Sant-esque so my mind wouldn't stop screaming "PARANOID PARK!" which doesn't make sense since this was probably made BEFORE that, but w/e, I'm rambling in parentheses).

Through his episodic journey - that, naturally, turns into a metaphoric coming-of-age one - Mercer meets a lot of random characters while searching for his brother, from potheads to ex-cons to porn makers. And those guys include Maura Tierney and Judy Greer, neither of whom I knew were in this, so I like squealed in glee when they showed up. They're both awesome and memorable. Most notable in the supporting cast is Jena Malone, who plays an apparent crush of Mercer's from middle school or something - who is also a total slut who plays him like an unfortunately quick violin. Hotness. I've loved her forever, and I just managed to love her s'more.

But the film really succeeds because of it's eccentricity. It doesn't have your standard indie quirk, per se. It does follow some obvious indie conventions, especially the soundtrack, but never so much so that it's unbearable or something. Hell, it has a Band of Outsiders ripoff/homage/reference that's insanely random, but honestly, it just as cool. Hynes tells the story with such infectious, dreamy imagery that you can feel the endorphins sizzle behind your eyes as your watching. Add to that a genuinely interesting story and lovable actors, and you have what may be one of the most surprising things I've ever seen in my life.

So, I implore you all: see The Go-Getter. I have no fucking idea what on earth you'll think of it or me for recommending it. I don't care. It's a funny, adorable, romantic, honest, sexy, dreamy, awesome indie masterpiece (pretty much). SEE IT.

Zooey's always two steps ahead of me.

VD Grade: ★★★★ (out of five)

Friday, January 16, 2009

I Am the Girl Boy with Golden Blackish/Dark Brown Hair, Depending on the Lighting

[/imagines Amanda Seyfried singing because his cover sucks]

Well, for anyone who has been curious about what I look like any time during my stay here in the blogosphere, they can shut the hell up now -- I've finally decided post a picture of myself online. A pic I took a few months ago, while wearing a hoodie no less, that I mysteriously... didn't delete, is now on my Facebook. Make of it what you will. And maybe add me if you haven't? Keep in mind I have low enough self-esteem, thank you.

But the best part of taking the disillusioning plunge into less ambiguous waters? Someone told me I looked like Nick Jonas. I swear to GOD.

So I'm, like, sexy, underage goodness. Whodathunk? Not me?!

(I've sort of been waiting forever to post a pic of just him. So excuse me for fulfilling one of my resolutions. And this post is also an apology for neglecting VD for so long! Sorry, babez. Forgivses? KK.)

How're you guys doin' today?

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Demetri Martin Will Be the King of 2009. Mmhmm.

Demetri Martin is seriously, like, an absolute genius. And he's cute as hell too. He's sorta been under the radar for a while now, but I can totally see him breaking through this year. His new sketch show, Important Things with Demetri Martin, debuts on Comedy Central -- and on the other side of the year, Ang Lee's gay '60s epic Taking Woodstock comes out, and he plays the LEAD (OMFG I still can't believe that). They're both two of my most anticipated media events of 2009, yo. If you don't know who he is now, you probably will by the end of the year. Even though I'm fairly sure he's already pretty known. W/e.

So he's a clip of him being multi-talented and insanely amazing!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

VD's Golden Globe Predictions

Okay, 'cuz they're obviously on in a few hours, here are my rushed, overly optimistic predictions for the 66th Golden Globe Awards.

ETA 8 out of 14. 57% correct.

BEST MOTION PICTURE - DRAMA
Will Win: Slumdog Millionaire
Might Win: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Should Win: The Reader

BEST MOTION PICTURE - MUSICAL/COMEDY
Will Win: Happy-Go-Lucky
Might Win: Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Should Win: Happy-Go-Lucky

BEST DIRECTOR
Will Win: Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire
Might Win: David Fincher, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Should Win: Stephen Daldry, The Reader

BEST ACTOR - DRAMA
Will Win: Sean Penn, Milk
Might Win: Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler
Should Win: Sean Penn, Milk

BEST ACTOR - MUSICAL/COMEDY
Will Win: James Franco, Pineapple Express
Might Win: Colin Farrell, In Bruges
Should Win: James Franco, Pineapple Express

BEST ACTRESS - DRAMA
Will Win: Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married
Might Win: Meryl Streep, Doubt
Should Win: Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married

BEST ACTRESS - MUSICAL/COMEDY
Will Win: Sally Hawkins, Happy-Go-Lucky
Might Win: Sally Hawkins, Happy-Go-Lucky
Should Win: Sally Hawkins, Happy-Go-Lucky

Yes.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Will Win: Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Might Win: Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Should Win: Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Will Win: Penélope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Might Win: Kate Winslet, The Reader
Should Win: Kate Winslet, The Reader

BEST SCREENPLAY
Will Win: Simon Beaufoy, Slumdog Millionaire
Might Win: John Patrick Shanley, Doubt
Should Win: David Hare, The Reader

BEST ANIMATED FILM
Will Win: WALL•E
Might Win: WALL•E
Should Win: WALL•E

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
Will Win: Waltz with Bashir
Might Win: I've Loved You So Long
Should Win: n/a

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
Will Win: Alexandre Desplat, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Might Win: A.R. Rahman, Slumdog Millionaire
Should Win: Alexandre Desplat, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

BEST ORIGINAL SONG
Will Win: "The Wrestler" - Bruce Springsteen, The Wrestler
Might Win: "Down to Earth" - Peter Gabriel & Thomas Newman, WALL•E
Should Win: "The Wrestler" - Bruce Springsteen, The Wrestler

Not the best with TV, so I won't try them. What do ya think?

Saturday, January 10, 2009

J.D.'s 20 "All Time" Favorite Actors

Last month, I did a meme about my 20 favorite actresses - started by Nathaniel - which I really liked doing. Trying to peer into my mind about my admitted proto-actressexuality was... interesting. I also realized how much I was dreading the eventual actor version. Well guess what? They were probably immediate. But James @ Rants of a Diva did his last night, and he sorta forced me into thinking of my own. I thought I couldn't even come up with 20! Unfortunately, I could.

Some are these are perhaps extraordinarily random, so keep in mind I suck with actors. I'm seriously such an actressexual that I usually neglect them. I mostly think of just boning them instead - which was PAINFULLY apparent as I was putting this together. I managed to get past that for the most part. And since the actress one was in blue, I thought why not put the actor edition in red? It's a bit of a reverse-sex thing. Plus, it's hot. So:

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Takeshi / Bruno / Leo / Jamie / Bogie
Bill / Paul / Geoffrey / Claude / Jakey
Mathieu / Daniel / Joseph / James / Louis
Cary / Ralph / Mon Jimmy / Tony / Christian

FIVE classic movie actors! I told you I was reaching for choices. I used to think I didn't like Cary Grant much, despite having seen him in, like, a lot, because he's just sorta... bland. And his accent is annoying. But then I re-watched The Awful Truth (the one performance of his I already loved) and it literally clicked into place. It's complicated.

Bruno Ganz is lovingly fantastic in everything, and I'm sort of still high on him since The Reader ended. And Bill Nighy is just kick-ass.

So many pretty boys too. Takeshi can be attributed to a Chungking & Fallen Angels double-punch of amazingness. I can't get enough of him all of a sudden. Jake, Jamie, Daniel, Louis and especially Jimmy are also walking sex, yes, but they can all act beautifully, non? Also, the first person who noticed that Jimmy's and Keira's pics on these are both from the Venice Atonement photocall gets a cookie. Wait. Nvrmd.

Any other of the inexplicable stuff can be explained in teh commentz. I'm not tagging anyone since this technically isn't a meme, but if you want do your own version then do it! Why should I care. I'll be over here, staring at Jimmy... I WILL be your wife some day, dude...

*sighs contentedly*

Friday, January 9, 2009

Nicole Kidman Hates Australia

And I just died a lot inside.
"I can't look at this movie and be proud of what I've done," Kidman, 41, told Sydney radio station 2dayFM.

At the Sydney premiere of the Baz Luhrmann-directed epic, "I sat there, and I looked at Keith [Urban] and went, 'Am I any good in this movie?'" she said.

...

She went on to say that she only went to the film's premiere to support her director. "I don't usually see my films, but because of Baz I had to see it," she said. "I saw Moulin Rouge. I've really only seen that and this in my whole career. It gets worse as I get older."
I'm convinced that I'm the only person on earth who unapologetically loves Australia. It's a gigantic mess, yeah, but I was completely under it's spell the entire way through. I really am the only one, apparently. :(

Ugh. I am so freaking disheartened right now.

ETA: Okay, so everybody took this way out of context. LMAO.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Critics' Choice Awards Winner Predicts

ETA: It's over. 11 out of 17, 65% correct.

Best Film | The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
^ Slumdog Millionaire
Best Director | David Fincher, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
^ Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire
Best Actor | Sean Penn, Milk
Best Actress | Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married
^ TIE: Meryl Streep, Doubt
Best Supporting Actor | Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Best Supporting Actress | Penélope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
^ Kate Winslet, The Reader (!!!)
Best Screenplay | Simon Beaufoy, Slumdog Millionaire
Best Action Film | The Dark Knight
Best Animated Film | WALL•E
Best Comedy Film | Vicky Cristina Barcelona
^ Tropic Thunder
Best Documentary Film | Man on Wire
Best Foreign Language Film | Let the Right One In
^ Waltz with Bashir
Best Television Picture | John Adams
Best Composer | Alexandre Desplat, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
^ A.R. Rahman, Slumdog Millionaire
Best Song | "The Wrestler" by Bruce Springsteen, The Wrestler
Best Cast | Milk
Best Young Performer | Dev Patel, Slumdog Millionaire

Yeah... IDK, lol. Just wanted to post these.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

NO!!!, or: How I Hate My Generation Too

What the hell are their faces even supposed to look like?!

Ugh, even the idea of this is just, like, pure evil. I really don't want to spend two hours watching them do stuff I don't give a shit about, like "sing". I'd rather jump off a cliff into a river of molten lava full of hungry piranhas with Down syndrome. Not sure why Down syndrome, but you get my drift. Even the "guest appearances" by Demi Lovato and Taylor Swift - both of whom are love - just make me sad for them. Ugh, girlz. You don't need to be associated with them any longer. Especially you, Taylor. WTF is up with you? Ugh, w/e.

FUCK YOU THE JONAS BROTHERS

Well, except Nick. But the word 'fuck' is still relevant! Come on, HE'S older than ME, so quit looking at me like that! Sigh.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Supporting Actress Blog-a-Thon: Rachel Weisz and Natalie Portman in My Blueberry Nights

Part of the 3rd Annual Supporting Actress Blog-a-Thon - Class of 2008 - going down @ StinkyLuLu.

Wong Kar Wai has a storied history of telling tales with a cool, hyper wit, and he always manages to create characters quirky or dispirited enough to be perfectly memorable. But last year's My Blueberry Nights, while keeping a lot of his themes, was really a departure for him. His first English-language film, his first film starring a predominantly non-Asian cast, and his first film in almost twenty years not shot by Christopher Doyle, he couldn't really tell it exactly like in the past. So, his plan was to inject as much sultry jazz and trashy Southern accents into the screen as possible, and it drifted into his melancholy comfort zone.

One thing that stayed randomly intact, albeit in a stranger, more wacky form, was a strong ensemble. Choosing Norah Jones as his lead - playing a spurned young woman on a cross-country road trip trying to experience life - wasn't as big a mistake as it could've been. It's certainly interesting, at least. And backing her up is a slew of Oscar-nominated actors, including Jude Law and David Strathairn, DEFINITELY wasn't a mistake. The focus of this post, though, are the other two Oscar-endorsed headliners -- Rachel Weisz and Natalie Portman. Both are emotionally damaged supporting players in segments that shine brighter than the lead. Maybe that defeats the point, maybe it doesn't. All I know is that they're a choice that I know no one will do, and I'm damn grateful for it.

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Rachel Weisz as Sue Lynne in My Blueberry Nights

By the point Sue Lynne comes into the story, Elizabeth (Jones) had made it to Memphis from New York, and was working in a diner by day and a local bar, drunk on neon, by night. One night, she meets Arnie (Strathairn), a depressed cop, who is almost comatose at the bar. He's sweet enough, and Lizzie likes him. Only, it becomes apparent he's a delusional alcoholic who still thinks he's married, and his now ex-wife? Sue Lynne, of course. Her intro, set to Otis Redding's "Try a Little Tenderness", really sets herself in. Walking sort of clumsily into the bar, slow-mo and all, like a ghost of doom sent to destroy Arnie with one look. And that's pretty much what she ends up doing.

The greatest achievement about her performance is that Weisz manages to make an utterly over-the-top character viscerally work. She screams more than is customary, but instead of feeling like it's just for the sake of "acting," she makes you feel Sue Lynne's heart break more with each yell. And then it breaks completely. Her roadside conversation with Elizabeth is one of the most devastatingly forlorn things I've seen in a long while - and all she does is talk about the past and stare at nothing. It's in career-best territory. I don't know how many people would agree with that, but whatever. Incredibleness.

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Natalie Portman as Leslie in My Blueberry Nights

After her adventures in Memphis, Elizabeth heads out west. Ending up working as a waitress in a casino somewhere in Neveda, she meets Leslie, being a sly smartass at the poker table. They meet again outside and Leslie needs money to play more, and asks to borrow Elizabeth's savings (which she wants to buy a car with) so she get back into the game - and she offers her Jag as collateral. She loses, and Lizzie gets her car, but she has to give her a ride to Las Vegas. As it turns out, her father taught her everything she knows, and he's dying. Leslie won't believe it, because she's two-faced and untrusting, and it wouldn't be the first time he conned her like that. Though she gets a crying scene out of it.

Now, I've always loved Portman more as a person than as an actress. I mean, she's rarely stood out. But I guess every fanboyish aspiration I've had for her exploded while I was watching, because this is the first performance of hers that I actually loved. It's trashy, overly one-note and simplistic, and to be fair Natalie doesn't do a lot that signifies a good performance. And her accent is dangerously embarrassing. Still, I loved her. I can't explain it as easy as I could for Rachel, but they're both excellent IMO. Which is why I chose 'em. Simple as that.

My previous entries, both @ JMC:
Class of '06 ~ Emma Thompson in Stranger Than Fiction
Class of '07 ~ Juliette Binoche in Paris, Je T'aime

Saturday, January 3, 2009

The Best My Favorite Music of 2008

The weirdest thing about the fact that I suck with popular music is that I'm such a sycophantic music lover. If somebody tells me to love something, I love it. So, I suck. Despite that, I somehow want to voice my meager, unimportant, desperately pathetic little opinion about 2008's year in music. Of course, I've heard so little that could make these make sense and/or respectable. I'm just bored, and I need to do a "Best of" list right now cuz I can't do a cinematic one till, like, May. So:

Best Album
Duffy | Rockferry
Britney Spears | Circus
Natasha Bedingfield | Pocketful of Sunshine
The Ting Tings | We Started Nothing
Vampire Weekend | Vampire Weekend

Totally, completely the best album of the year. Every song is like a brilliant flashback to a time artists don't sucessfully go to anymore. Love.

Best Single
MGMT | "Time to Pretend"
Duffy | "Warwick Avenue"
Lady GaGa f/ Colby O'Donis | "Just Dance"
Natasha Bedingfield | "Pocketful of Sunshine"
Rihanna | "Disturbia"

I haven't heard Oracular Spectacular in it's entirety yet, which is probably the only reason I don't have it in album. I already love them infinitely from the very little I've heard, and "Time to Pretend" is just fucking incredible. Also, I didn't really want a Duffy sweep, LOL.

Best Non-Single Track
Duffy | "Distant Dreamer"
Britney Spears | "If U Seek Amy"
Natasha Bedingfield | "Put Your Arms Around Me"
The Ting Tings | "We Walk"
Vampire Weekend | "The Kids Don't Stand a Chance"

I just wanted this category so I could mention the best song on the best album of the year, and if I did just a general list of songs, it would probably be way up high, if not the #1. It's such beautiful optimism that I can't ignore it, and it's also one of the listenable tracks on Rockferry.

I Have No Idea Where I Should Count These
Duffy | "Rockferry"
MGMT | "Kids"

Because, like, I love them both more than like, almost every other song from this year. I just couldn't entirely tell if they're U.S. singles or not. Either way, they're both the epitome-ish of awesomeness.

Musical Hero of the Year
Britney Spears
Thank god it worked this time. No offense to Blackout, of course, but she needed this comeback. And I am SO. HAPPY she got it. Bonus points: the MTV doc made me, a lifelong fan, love her more than ever before.

Musical Villain of the Year
Katy Perry
For trying to set Gay Rights back 20 years. She's worse than the frickin' Mormons. Okay, probably not, but she's such an easier target. And, you know, at least some Mormons can actually sing.

Most Adorable Artist
David Archuleta
*giggles girlishly*

Best Overall Film Soundtrack
My Blueberry Nights
I have a bigger weakness for light jazz/R&B than showtunes, tbh. It's always been like that. Weird, right?

Lastly, Lest We Forget
Natasha Bedingfield | "Angel"
I've already explained my troubles with it. I'm still bitter.

So... were they as embarrassing as I think?