Relatively Apathetic Golden Globe Predictions

Whoo.

Best Picture - Drama
The Social Network
Maybe? The King's Speech

TSN probably has this, just like every BP from here, locked. I wouldn't be entirely surprised by a TKS surprise, tho. They gave it to Atonement in the face of a lot of American pathos after all. Note: it's completely unlikely.

Best Picture - Musical/Comedy
The Kids Are All Right
Maybe? Alice in Wonderland

Alice could easily win since it's such a massive pile of shit grosser; TKAAR as a winner here seems kind of anticlimactic.

Best Director
David Fincher, The Social Network

Yeah.

Best Actor - Drama
Colin Firth, The King's Speech

This isn't not happening.

Best Actor - Musical/Comedy
Johnny Depp, Alice in Wonderland
Maybe? Jake Gyllenhaal, Love and Other Drugs
(Paul Giamatti, Barney's Version)

KILL ME NOW. Really. This category is DISGUSTINGLY bad and uninteresting.

Best Actress - Drama
Natalie Portman, Black Swan

No way she's losing THIS at least.

Best Actress - Musical/Comedy
Annette Bening, The Kids Are All Right
Maybe? Emma Stone, Easy A

Bening's the only likely Oscar nominee in the line-up so she's winning. I WANT STONE TO STEAL IT THOUGH.

Best Supporting Actor
Christian Bale, The Fighter
Maybe? Geoffrey Rush, The King's Speech

Best Supporting Actress
Amy Adams, The Fighter
Maybe? Melissa Leo, The Fighter

Logic has it being one of the Fighter girls, BUT MY STUPID HEART SCREAMS WEAVER UPSET. I want it. :(

Best Screenplay
Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network
Maybe? David Seidler, The King's Speech

Eh.

Best Animated Film
Toy Story 3

HMMMMMMM.

Best Foreign Language Film
In a Better World
Maybe? I Am Love

???????? I'm high.

ETA HOW DID I DO THIS HAHAHAHAHA LMAO LOL OMFG.

Best Original Score
Hans Zimmer, Inception
Maybe? Alexandre Desplat, The King's Speech
(Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross, The Social Network)

Best Original Song
"You Haven't Seen the Last of Me" - Burlesque
Maybe? "I See the Light" - Tangled

LOL nothing else makes sense as a winner! And they probably feel guilty for not nominating Cher for Best Actress.

So, yeah. Y'all's thoughts?